Aubrey (stopping to put her slippers on): Uh oh, the giant is going to get me.
Mommy: There are no giants in our house Aubrey, you're okay.
Emily: In my room in the dark there are giants.
Daddy: No, there are no giants in our house. The giants died a long time ago. (referring to Og and Goliath, and those days.)
Emily: You mean they're in heaven?
Daddy: Or the place of the dead, waiting for judgement.
Emily: (pause) You mean they're waiting to get married?
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